Happy Mother's Day

The Top 10 Things Mom Really
Wants for Mother's Day.
1. A mellow day with the kids...
2. ...followed by a nice quiet evening.
3. Clothes that clean themselves.
4. A four-hour soak.
5. A full-time chauffeur.
6. A man with a pan.
7. Trading in the minivan.
8. Kids with rare, unique talents.
9. Remote control overdrive.
10. A carpet that you don't have to clean.